Filth Pig's Abattoir

 Cunt - Tiefling Druid Xixi - Gnoll Druid Clyde the Filthy Pig Orc - Pig Orc Fighter The Red - Fae Sorcerer After having fled the mountain, the party traveled to the hut of the witch they'd previously saved from a stroke. She'd shelter them, but for an as of yet unnamed and irrefutable favor in return; the party declined her off and instead set out moving East. Shortly thereafter, they heard the rythmic beat of a helicopter overhead - their B&E was not going to go unpunished. They fled further into the forest, seeking out the cover and density of the trees to evade their would be captors and came across a bear who was very cross with them for being in his territory. He was irrational and uncooperative when they tried to get out of his territory. The party didn't seem to think they could handle the bear and he wasn't open to negotiations, so one of the Druids - Cunt, I believe - entangled him in creeper vines - vines that slow your movement and make uncomfortable com...

 Making my Rogue for my GLOG Hack, but I want to find the perfect blend of Thief, Assassin, and Crazy Shadow Magic Stuff - so I figured I'd just write up three entire classes and then let the players build their own "perfect rogue" by picking any two features at each level. So you could be a pure version of whichever archetype you choose or any mixture of the three. To that end, I've written the pure Thief. Thief Starting Equipment: Makeup palette, assorted fabrics, lock picks and manacles, climbing gear  1: Mimic, Light Feet and Sticky Fingers 2: Danger Sense, Like a Rat (Out) 3: Eye for the Expensive, Fence 4: Second Story Work, Silver Tongue Mimic - Through mundane means - makeup, change of gait, clothes, etc - you can assume the identity of anyone you have studied for a day without fail. No need to roll to pass off your disguise, but you can still be caught out by gaps in knowledge. (Blasted Cratered)  Light Feet and Sticky Fingers - You’re nigh undetectable whe...