Anomalous Media

 1. Suicide Tape - An .mp4, a man holds a camera and spins around in a circle. He's in the center of a small corn field crop circle. The video goes ass over elbows as the man attaches the camera to a selfie stick. This time the video shows the man, once again he spins in a circle and remains alone in the field. As he twirls he says "My name is Alexander Howard Thatch... and I do this of my own free will" before he violently rips open his left forearm with a razor blade. The selfie stick drops from his hand, moments later the man falls and slowly bleeds to death. In his last moments, he tries to speak. His last words are hotly debated in certain circles, but the most supported interpretation is "Cunning fortune buddy".

2. Price List - A screen shot of a text message. Looks to be a fairly standard list of performance enhancing drugs and post cycle therapy drugs with reasonable prices, however, one entry stands out; "Adrenochrome; 15F, 200cc - $975"

3. Instructions for Colleen - A hand written note on alternating rainbow Post It notes. They read as follows:

(Red) "Instructions for Colleen on the proper care and feeding of my son, Rupert, while I'm away on business:"

(Orange) " Rupert eats once in the morning and once in the evening. Feed him two boys in the morning. You may give him a third or fourth if his body posture indicates he is still hungry."

(Yellow) "At night, bring him one boy and one girl - he may choose one. Do NOT give him both, no matter how much he whines! He shits on the carpet if he eats too much."

(Green) "Rupert needs to be walked daily, but can only come out at night, for obvious reasons. Please walk Rupert along the Ogelthorpe County public trails between 1 and 3 AM. At least four miles."

(Blue) "Do not get stopped with Rupert in the car. Do not cross paths with anyone on the trail. Rupert hates strangers and I'll have to cut my trip short." 

(Indigo) "Make lots of noise when you walk to scare off deer and other animals. If you and Rupert catch one unaware you won't be able to stop him from chasing after it."

(Violet) "If Rupert acts up, I left the 357 on the kitchen counter. Just showing it to him should get him back in line, but don't be afraid to shoot him in the ass. Do remember, it only stings - it won't stop him."

 (Black) "Thank you again, I'll see to it that Sotomeyer drops the case when I get home."

Of note, Post It company PR denies ever having made Post It notes that match these. In November 2014 there were a series of exceedingly grisly murders in Ogelthorpe County, they remain unsolved. Colleen Wayneright's body was found in Chattam County, Georgia on December 2 2014, her corpse was found with no apparent injuries, but an autopsy later revealed she appeared to have had her bones removed. Judge Collin Sotomeyer has been missing since January 2015.

4. Sewing Patter - A detailed pattern for a sewn sweater that has disturbing proportions. The torso is six feet in length and each arm is roughly eight feet in length. The back of the sweater depicted in the pattern leaves holes for protrusions of some sort, six on each side of the spine. The entire pattern is written in mirrored Cyrillic.

5. 9/11 Voicemail - The famous voicemail from a man to his wife, but there's a layer of static over the whole recording. If you isolate and reverse the static in an audio program the same man can be heard to say "Containment has been breached, if it survives the crash there's no hope for us."

6. Confession - An audio recording of a party wherein one unidentified male tells another that "They'll never find her. I put her in a blender and flushed her down the toilet."